"hey matt, take a picture of me where it looks like i'm working"

"hey anna, what are you doing on the floor? why don't i get on top of you?"

"we just got married, now for the honeymoon" a.k.a. "please jensen, don't kill me"

"well then, it's seems there's nothing left to do in house. i'm gonna draw scenes from rejected"

"i look like i'm going to cry, and it's all somehow your fault"

"vote mccallaum for governor of california"

"my name is sahra daggerman, i'm gonna take pictures of matthew to document how hairy he is"
part 1: "eeeeeeew, that's disgusting!"

part 2: "oh my god, just look at that UNIBROW. it's like....a forest...." a.k.a. "goodness matthew is oily"

part 3: "lookit all the fur. he's like a bear" a.k.a. "bling in the hizouse"

"hi. i'm asian."

"well at least you're not taking a picture of my boobs" a.k.a. "dammit, i almost got a picture of her boobs"

"remind me to never let other people take pictures with my camera"

"hi. i am candice's legs. look how oddly shaped one of me look" a.k.a. "my name is sahra, i don't know how to focus a camera"

"uhhh......"

"black people love me (sorta)"