"i'm mr. maine i like to run and get wet. hey, where did my head go?"

"hey matthew. no no, of course i'm not gonna pour water all over you"

"now i'm all wet and it's all your fault"

"you know if you take pictures of people when they arn't expecting it, they look really funny in the picture"

"don't even think about taking a pic- damn it!"

"hi, you want a banana?" a.k.a. "hi, would you like a phallic object?"

"my name is tommy"

"i am sahra's crotch. look at the black hole effect i create"

"hey matt, let's play around with extended exposure" a.k.a. "i am thomas, the latino lover"

"white people hate me"

"look out jensen! he's going to get you!"

"whoa, it's my shadow" a.k.a. "i really need some more pictures for 'day in the life'"

"no anna, you can't have my face" a.k.a. "jeezus, look at those sideburns!"

"look, it's a color factory. no wait, it's just brandon's clothing"

"aparently hgm stands for 'hey, let's arm wrestle'"

seriously, i can't explain the expression on her face. go ahead and try, i dare you

"wait, these pictures will be posted on the internet??1!?1?"

"you can't hide forever laen lee. one day i will have you"

"mrs. b people love me"