"we are asian to the max."

best. picture. ever. [hint: click]

"i live in a giant bucket"

"under the sea....under the sea...i take pictures of cadice dancing...under the sea..."

"aw, don't they make a cute couple?"

close-up of her eye in previous picture a.k.a. "....what is wrong with her eyes??"

"i am bryan. don't hate me 'caus i'm beautiful. there are plenty of other reasons."

"nixon's got nothin' on me"

this is one of those "i can't even begin to desribe the expression on her face" pictures

"don't worry shawn, we all fall asleep in english. except that we now have evidence that you do."

you can't hide laen

"'ain't nothin' but a g-thang baby....'"

progressions of rape as demonstrated by shawn and ray:

"thomas as a bum" a.k.a. "thomas second after being thrown out of the cart"

"this is why you don't want to go to sleep in class"

"danzilla attacks! run!!!!!" a.k.a. "wow, his legs are almost as hairy as mine...."

"only on halloween"

"dude, i am the 'taking pictures of people who don't want to be photographed' master"

"i am bryan, the über nerd" a.k.a. "aparenty, to do linear algebra you must have six calculators, a russian book, two linear algebra books, a statistics books, a stack of newspapers, glasses, and have your hands positioned in an overly homosexual way"

"who would win in a fight? max's killer bunny, watson, the rat king, or bryan's thumbs?"