a day in the life

part 9

this evening begins with a dark and stormy night. or at least as stormy as it can get in los angeles


first i picked up noona to accompany me on the ride to pick up dan from far and dangerous lands known as "moorpark"...


where we were greated by shaggy cows...


and dan!


we quickly decided to leave the jurassic park that was dan's uncle's house to get on our way to fun


we picked up thomas


and of course we got some meat from noona's house


dan proceeded to feed the young


i then picked up ruwi


and byron showed up as well


we wondered where bryan was. I was pretty sure he was with chick one and that we wern't supposed to tell chick two. dan thought that he was with chick two and that we shouldn't tell chick one. when we called and asked him, his quoted answer was "the second one." if "chick one" or "chick two" happens across this you should ignore the preceeding sentences and read the following: bryan was deathly ill in bed. that is all


SHENANIGANS!


we went to the mall where we played some poker and pool


dan found a new friend


and ruwi went into outerspace


not to be outdone, dan and byron rushed for the spaceship as well


we had some free time, so dan and thomas decided to become firefighters...


followed by becoming hard-core gangsters


at this point other things happened including us watching a movie. there is no picture because i'd rather not have the MPAA forcefully remove my manhood


anyway, we ended up at jack-in-the-box


byron really wanted a raindeer ball, and thomas really wanted some mayo (whitey)


after eating in the car in the parking there was much homoerotic fun (except for the fact that ruwi was there...) followed by drawing boobies on the windows and me failing the gay test many many times


we unanimously agreed that ruwi could draw the best boobies (i wonder why...). thomas added a wrestling belt and a horned bee shooter for good measure

once again it was a fun day in the life

the end

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p.s. thomas: you looked at your own ass, you fail the gay test

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